Miss Universe’’’’s last Question 环球小姐最后一题 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美国小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐，他们就会起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! 》Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐，提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中国小姐。 Question: How can you say so? 问？ Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……
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